Last weekend we murdered our good friend, Anna.
Actually, I murdered Anna. Did it with some poison and then a bludgeon. See below.
Our apartment doesn’t have a ton of places to murder someone, so we had to crowd the whole party in the entry, which was actually the “Courtyard” for the evening. Everyone got real close. Jess made a big announcement that the lights were going to go out in three seconds, and that she sure HOPED no one was murdered during the resulting darkness. The lights went out. I cut the twinkling fairy lights we’d hung earlier that day. The room went black and the party counted down: 3, 2, 1!
And then I murdered Anna.